A rare species of Homo sapiens. Known to be foul-smelling and clumsy. Often referred to as unintelligent, ignorant, and foolish. Only to be seen driving a red car. This rare species of Homo sapiens is colorblind and often drives through red lights and stop signs. Often seen wearing all-black outfits with a pair of ultra boost. This rare species exempts its stench into the clothing causing it to reek.
by anonymous November 9, 2022
Get the Boston Bennettmug. The act of chugging too much beer and as a result vomiting - then catching said vomit in your own hand. "
"Bilge" refers to the bilge on a ship. The bilge is where all disgusting things on the ship are kept (I.E. Used oil)
In the Boston Bilge, your hand is the bilge.
"Bilge" refers to the bilge on a ship. The bilge is where all disgusting things on the ship are kept (I.E. Used oil)
In the Boston Bilge, your hand is the bilge.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that guy Chris last night?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He had this girl all over him up until the last game of beer pong.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Boston Bilge
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a tool. Let us call and mock him.
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He had this girl all over him up until the last game of beer pong.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Boston Bilge
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a tool. Let us call and mock him.
by McDrunkard April 5, 2011
Get the Boston Bilgemug. by PAULYDEEZ-NUTTS December 11, 2017
Get the boston rotisseriemug. I was at the corner, waiting for the light then it became a Boston green light (vrooooooom)(bang) (ouch)
by Lobsta January 30, 2015
Get the Boston green lightmug. Also referred to as a BP, or Blanket Party. It's a group attack on a problematic military service member. The victim is quickly covered with a blanket to prevent them from fighting back or identifying anyone. They are then given a series of blows - not designed to injure, but to change the problematic behavior. If they are pro-active, one of the group members will also instruct the lucky member about their expected changes or desired behavior - delivered in a menacing whisper.
It's usually done at night in the barracks after everyone is asleep - especially the corporal who is assigned barracks duty that evening. Ideally, blanket parties are used to bring bullies into line, or to motivate someone who needs to "get a grip", but without guidance, many attacks also target minorities. It is tolerated by NCOs (non-commissioned officers/training or conducting staff) who may view it as a means of "self policing" among lower ranks and trainees.
When comparing definitions, it's not hard to imagine if someone regularly BPs around his friends and associates, that they may want to correct that behavior. Used prudently, a Blanket Party can address problems faster than a Drill Sergeant's boot. Unfortunately, recruits aren't usually schooled in the "finer" aspects of this tradition - sometimes leading to outright abuse.
It's usually done at night in the barracks after everyone is asleep - especially the corporal who is assigned barracks duty that evening. Ideally, blanket parties are used to bring bullies into line, or to motivate someone who needs to "get a grip", but without guidance, many attacks also target minorities. It is tolerated by NCOs (non-commissioned officers/training or conducting staff) who may view it as a means of "self policing" among lower ranks and trainees.
When comparing definitions, it's not hard to imagine if someone regularly BPs around his friends and associates, that they may want to correct that behavior. Used prudently, a Blanket Party can address problems faster than a Drill Sergeant's boot. Unfortunately, recruits aren't usually schooled in the "finer" aspects of this tradition - sometimes leading to outright abuse.
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Private Bloggins is f*ing gripless! He's always doggin' it, and making Foxtrot Company late! He always earns us extra duties due to his sub-standard performance and attitude! You're in his section - why don't you guys give him a Boston Pizza to tune him up?
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Wisely, to reduce unexpected injuries or morale problems, the Sergeant had specifically forbidden the recruits from conducting an "unauthorized" Blanket Party. To obtain "unofficial" permission, it was first necessary to rationally describe the desired outcome to a Corporal or Sergeant. Doing otherwise would be grounds for immediate discipline.
Two eager recruits ran up to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, can we give Smith a Blanket Party?"
"Tsk tsk. You must know that I can't condone vigilante justice. And just exactly why would you want to do such a thing?"
They described in detail the problems which the Sergeant was all-too-aware of, and told him how it wasn't just affecting his platoon - that it brought the whole company down.
"Hmmmm. Well, you know that if something like this were to occur, any cuts & bruises would certainly be enough evidence to have you tossed into cells. See that it doesn't become as severe as that. Oh! And if anyone asks, tell them that I'll be in "my office" (a toilet stall) for the next 10 minutes catching up on paperwork...", and with that, he spun on his heel towards the heads.
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Private Bloggins is f*ing gripless! He's always doggin' it, and making Foxtrot Company late! He always earns us extra duties due to his sub-standard performance and attitude! You're in his section - why don't you guys give him a Boston Pizza to tune him up?
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Wisely, to reduce unexpected injuries or morale problems, the Sergeant had specifically forbidden the recruits from conducting an "unauthorized" Blanket Party. To obtain "unofficial" permission, it was first necessary to rationally describe the desired outcome to a Corporal or Sergeant. Doing otherwise would be grounds for immediate discipline.
Two eager recruits ran up to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, can we give Smith a Blanket Party?"
"Tsk tsk. You must know that I can't condone vigilante justice. And just exactly why would you want to do such a thing?"
They described in detail the problems which the Sergeant was all-too-aware of, and told him how it wasn't just affecting his platoon - that it brought the whole company down.
"Hmmmm. Well, you know that if something like this were to occur, any cuts & bruises would certainly be enough evidence to have you tossed into cells. See that it doesn't become as severe as that. Oh! And if anyone asks, tell them that I'll be in "my office" (a toilet stall) for the next 10 minutes catching up on paperwork...", and with that, he spun on his heel towards the heads.
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by Valorous Ignominy October 18, 2019
Get the Boston Pizzamug. by Tim taco November 27, 2016
Get the boston guntermug. Friend one: “my buddy keeps scrungling me every time he sees me.”
Friend two: “oh, he’s a Boston scrungler..”
Friend two: “oh, he’s a Boston scrungler..”
by Scroodlee October 4, 2023
Get the Boston scrunglermug.