flat peak

A condom which you often use when having sexual intercourse

' have you got a flat peak '
' no have you '

by Kaytiie March 9, 2008

flat cookies

adj. meaning having none or little boobs/tits/honkers

Dammmmn, why do we have so many girls with flat cookies!?

by Mini Gu October 18, 2008

flat packed

What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.

After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.

by the original imac March 16, 2010

Flat-fronter

A male with a small penis.

"Well, as a matter of fact, the pleats let my dick breath... I can tell it's not a problem for flat-fronters like yourself." ~Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner

by Brizon August 7, 2010

Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow

I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.

by ac000000 January 11, 2011

Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

Flat Tongue

Flat tongue is used to refer to the American - USA (excluding persons with Georgia, Texas, and New York accents) accent.

Speak with an educated person from the United States, excluding persons from Texas, Georgia, and New York with accents, and you'll hear the flat tongue accent.

by Canned Cool Whip January 2, 2012