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Floor Bum

(1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.
"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"
by Florbot October 8, 2016
mugGet the Floor Bummug.

Floor

In reference to a meme seen on twitter. The picture depicts anime groups and where their tables are at lunch. One individual mentions My Hero Academia would be and or should be sitting on the floor. To this there were numerous responses of "floor".
If someone mentions My Hero academia, one might say "Floor" to that person.
by MyBoyo September 3, 2019
mugGet the Floormug.

floor pancake

A sign of true desperation. When you're so hungry/desperate you just say fuckit and make pancakes on your fucking floor, you vile creature.
The secret ingredient in Hunter's floor pancakes was dirt.
by squidman6969420 April 16, 2019
mugGet the floor pancakemug.

floor burger

a burger that’s on the floor.
person one: hey want a floor burger?

person two: the fuck is a floor burger

person one: a burger that’s on the floor you dimwit
by magnusslashfuneral May 27, 2022
mugGet the floor burgermug.

floor header

1. suck dick
2. stay on their knees
That floor header did her job last night a little too well... my dick still hard
by lovelyladyof93 January 8, 2009
mugGet the floor headermug.

Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.
no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!
by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010
mugGet the Floor Childmug.

Floor-tongue

Imaginary Tongue made up by some one who is stoned.
As Demerald got high.. Billis mc trumpis tryed to give him a mint then dropped it.. Then Demerald says oh shit the Floor-Tongue got it!
by Demerald420 March 11, 2010
mugGet the Floor-tonguemug.

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