by Mdstanl10 November 5, 2022

**Those with dyslexia are excused from this**
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.
2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.
3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.
2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.
3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.
Definition #1: "Ehloo!, ai lighkke tu sepll rong.!"
Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."
Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."
Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.
Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."
Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."
Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.
by iLoveNature June 1, 2010

Someone who is able to read a paragraph of a book/text and recite it at any time using Fail-graphic Memory, thus whilst it is awesome, they are incapable utilizing the information in real life situations. Making them utterly useless.
Similar to: Photographic Memory
Similar to: Photographic Memory
Michael: Hey man remember that long 'arse' paragraph on physics that allowed us to change the molecular format of gravity?
John: Sure! *recites said paragraph*.
Michael: Ah, fuck i dont understand that, since your remmeber it, use it.
John: I don't know how, due to my lack of ability to employ the said information to real life problems. I suffer from Fail-graphic Memory.
John: Sure! *recites said paragraph*.
Michael: Ah, fuck i dont understand that, since your remmeber it, use it.
John: I don't know how, due to my lack of ability to employ the said information to real life problems. I suffer from Fail-graphic Memory.
by TotallyHAM October 17, 2009

In 2021 Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, leaving thousand of America citizen stranded, Billion of dollars of Military hardware and assets in the waiting hands of the Taliban. This will forever be know as a "Failed Biden Pullout."
When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."
When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."
by Google Sucks My Balls August 22, 2021

Epic Fail:(n)Not your average fail-not just a oops- but a full blown, game over fail.
Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.
Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.
Epic Fail (phail)
1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)
2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)
1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)
2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)
by Meek Meek October 20, 2008

A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.
"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"
"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
by Mottsap April 21, 2010

(adjective)- originally derived from when a transsexual male wears woman jeans and you can clearly see their balls bulging out in the "groin" area. This definition leads into what is know officially known as a ball sack fail:
(adjective)- A ballsack fail is the worst/biggest fail you can think of or encounter.
(adjective)- A ballsack fail is the worst/biggest fail you can think of or encounter.
Examples of a Ball Sack fail include (but are not limited too): Having sex with a person contracting herpes/getting in an accident with a car that isn't yours/ or giving the fat drunk chick your number at a party.
by eastcoastd January 19, 2011
