Fake blazer 

Somebody (usually a nitty) who pretends to be blazed when he actually isn’t.

Wtf he looks so high

Nah he is just a fake blazer

Fake blazer by ShsksisisozoPs June 9, 2020

Fake 

you

you are fake

Fake by this isnt sam November 20, 2020

Fake depressed kid 

A kid that pretends to be depressed for clout on social media apps such as tiktok. Most of them use the sad bart Profile Picture and have shit tons of fidget toys.

Guy: Did you hear about the fake depressed kid?
Girl: Yeah. He got 100,000 likes just for pretending to be "Broken"

Fake depressed kid by Some random-ass blond guy. May 30, 2021

spit on the fake queen 

When you and your brothers find a queen, but realize she’s a fake queen you must spit on her

Spit on the fake queen my bruddas

spit on the fake queen by Koxxel February 2, 2018

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. 

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.

Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010

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rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions by intofolkwhore August 8, 2023

fake weeb

A gamer degenerate who's only into ecchi, hentai, or shounen. A fake weeb goes to anime conventions drippy with some fit jeans or joggers and yeezys, a backpack only with a deku box, and snacks preferably churros to make room for figurine and poster merch, but really is only there to try to pickup female weeaboos or koreaboos.

weeb#1: aye you see that fake weeb Jason over there? he rektd me 0-2 in yugioh and walked away with two cute girls
weeb#2: yea dude that was my girl and my sister
weeb#1: Savage :PogChamp:

fake weeb by masterbdog February 20, 2019