Fake-Chow

To Trick a girl into thinking you are licking her pussy by using your fingers instead and making le le le le sound with your mouth. Used Alot when a ugly girl wants chow and there is no way out of it.
Dude1: This ugly ass girl wanted me to chow her last night!
Dude2: Did you?!
Dude1: No i just fake-chowed her.
by TyTyBBs December 25, 2011
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Fake Friend

Someone who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.

-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.
Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.
by Pseudonym name December 14, 2017
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Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.
John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.
by HRM SMK April 03, 2008
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fake follower

An inactive social media follower.
One who does not like, comment, or interact with posts by an account that they follow.
Derek is such a fake follower, he never likes my pictures.
by realfollower September 06, 2017
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fake fortnite

Its any fortnite rip off, main is creative destruction, some other smaller ones are Realm Royale and Strucid
#1: Bro why are you playing fake fortnite

#2: This game is trash lets hop on fake fortnite instead
by HahaEcksDee October 02, 2020
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Fake Shifting

When a male pretends to drive a car with manual transmission when they don't have one (usually to impress females).

This usually involves switching to neutral at a stop so they roll backwards slightly before they drive away, or driving with their right hand on their shifter.
Man, that guy was fake shifting that car and it doesn't even come in manual! What a tool!!
by leaaron August 14, 2008
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Fake Bitch

Someone who doesn’t answer their siblings phone calls anymore
by Afoolrs February 07, 2022
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