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The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.

Side effects:

Impregnation
Bruising

Welting

Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs

Blindness

Retardation

Loss of hearing
Stroke

Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)
Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.
by KrickyTheKracky April 8, 2019
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eleanor calder

she is an influencer on social networks, and louis tomlinson's girlfriend

elelovers! she does blachfishing, has not apologized and continues to do so

reducing her to a man is misogyny
say she's racist (she is) as he does blackfishing IS NOT ❤
by jjjjjjjd October 31, 2020
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Eleanor Calder

Eleanor Calder was born on July 16, 1992 in Manchester. She is a graduate of the University of Manchester. Eleanor Calder is a model, fashion blogger and influencer, and also an actress. She appears in Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie 2016.
She used to handle a fashion blog, The Trend Pear, with her best friend, Maximilian Hurd.

Eleanor has attended many events, such as Revolve in the Hamptons, and done several collaborations with big brands like Armani Beauty, Essie, Givenchy and more.

She is currently dating former member of the boyband One Direction, Louis Tomlinson. The two have dated from 2011 to 2015, where they broke up before reuniting in early 2017 and are still going strong in 2021.

She owns two dogs, her dog Bruce and Clifford (Louis' dog).

She has traveled to a lot of places like the US, France, Japan, Italy, Spain, and more!

Eleanor is known to be a very kind person, who loves to meet fans. Her and boyfriend Louis Tomlinson, are quite secretive of their relationship which causes rumors to arise every now and then about a breakup, but they're always so supportive of each other behind the scenes.
Person 1: Omg I just met Eleanor Calder, she's so sweet! She was walking Bruce and Cliff and we talked a lot about fashion.

Person 2: Eleanor Calder has done mistakes in the past, but she's still a human just like all of us. Harassing her over it doesn't make you a better person.

Respect to be respected <3
by eleanorcalderisbae September 16, 2021
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elationship

Term used to describe an exchange where a man flirts with a girl over the phone, followed by the girl sending promiscuous photos of herself.
Turbs: Damn, this elationship is getting out of hand, she sent me chocolate strawberries.
G-don: Elationship? Damn you gay, now give dem strawberries, bitch!
by jecckf December 7, 2006
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Electric Boogaloo

A poor black woman

Also something to do with bodypopping, perhaps....
Hey poor black woman! You're such an electric boogaloo
by George January 12, 2004
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Electric boogaloo

Something dumbasses say to describe something that could seem like the 2nd film idea in a series. They only say electric boogaloo at the end because they’re too retarded to make they’re own original title that’s actually funny.
This looks like it could be goodwill hunting 2. I’m gonna comment Goodwill hunting 2: electric boogaloo. Lol I’m so goddamn funny I bet everyone is gonna like this comment because I use the same stupid thing that everybody else uses
by Jerry thornton89 May 28, 2021
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Electric chair

INTRO/CHORUS
Electric chair, electric chair
I’ll give it to you, a brand new shocking sensation

VERSE 1
First off let’s make it very clear
LGBT, and everyone queer
This song is not written for you, I’m not Mike Pence

Illumination, light up the room with a single chair
Then it goes boom, Miranda Cosgrove—sparks fly everywhere

PRE-CHORUS
If you have been streaming WAP, then you too will get the zap
That doesn’t rhyme, but I don’t give a shit I do not rap
And Danganronpa stans, you guys as well aren’t safe
Light up the chair, none of you ever know how to behave

You Minecraft YouTuber stans, the crazy shit you guys say
on my timeline, did you think that I’d let you get away?
Calling out every one of you one by one
Why don’t you have a seat in my

CHORUS
Electric chair, electric chair
I’ll give it to you, a brand new shocking sensation

VERSE 2
This one’s for all the K-Pop stans
I’ve had enough of your fancams
But if it’s me, then I agree—stream “Miku” now

Last but not least there’s vocatwt
And anything will make them bitter
But at the end of the day who cares, it’s singing robots
wow Tora_V4 very cool thanks for electric chair
by yourlocalbrit June 19, 2021
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