A Suit Douche is a guy who will over dress for any occasion in the hopes of garnishing as much attention for himself as possible.
A Suit Douche will wear an ascot to the coffee shop when meeting freinds just after they have gotten off work at the local factory.
A Suit Douche will wear a brown trimmed Seer Sucker Edwardian Suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
At all occasions a Suit Douche silently says "Hey Everyone!! Look at me."
A Suit Douche will wear a brown trimmed Seer Sucker Edwardian Suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
At all occasions a Suit Douche silently says "Hey Everyone!! Look at me."
by Montrose Teutopolis September 9, 2009
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by David Klein September 16, 2005
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by joetheplumber666 April 22, 2011
Get the douche mug.A particular breed of douche bag residing within the confines of the Inland Empire of Southern California.
Inland Empire Douche Bag examples: May be Characterized by the following: 1. Raised off road vehicles 2. raised trucks or SUV's 3. Multiple IE, SoCal, 909, 951, Riverside 4. Life tattoos, GotSand, Glamis tattoos 5. over inflated sense of self worth 6. beer guts 7.heavily into RAP or Alternative Rock 8. Low IQ's 9. goatees or shaped beards 10. own a lifted or "weekend warrior" trailer 11. wearing sandals and oversized shorts 12. trash girlfriends 13. habitual smokers 14. have a crappy job or peddle loans and real estate or pyramid schemes.
by Douche Bag1 October 11, 2009
Get the Inland Empire Douche Bag mug.The characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look 'tough.'
Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.
Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.
"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"
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by obviously April 22, 2008
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by zornimal December 15, 2008
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