county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.

"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."

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Club Deuce

(klub dûs)
n.

1. a place to go number two
2. a night club in South Beach

Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entry to Club Deuce tonight.

john, crapper, privy

by JCsuperstar December 21, 2006

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To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 09, 2015

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A pussy way for a man to say “taking a shit.” Someone not comfortable talking about pooping would use this term. Girly.

“Please excuse me, I need to go drop a deuce quickly.” **grown man says quietly then skips off to the bathroom**

by Baby back bitch September 24, 2023

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When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 31, 2025

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A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018

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Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 05, 2019

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