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1st december

People born this day are the coolest, funniest and prettiest people in the friend group. They are always the life of the party and are really fun to be around.
Jack : "Hey! Do you know why Glebs is so cool?"

John: " No, why?"

Jack : " It's because he was born in 1st december."
by totallynotgleb February 10, 2021
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1. December

When you are done with no nut november. You need to wank off. So you wank off on obviously 1. December. So after holding your cum for a month, you cum so much that you have never seen so much cum before.
Ah yes! Finally it's December! I Can finally orgasm! Finally No nut november is over! Best day ever 1. December!
by PUG5 November 14, 2019
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December 5

this is the day were beautiful boys and girls are born. they're not scared to say anything to your face, which is why so many people adore them
omg she going right up to that bully she is so forward, is her birthday December 5.
by and I oop sksksksks November 3, 2019
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December 3rd

People born on december 3rd are legendary motherfuckas who will do anything for the boys because you can never dog the boys and if you do dog them you shouldnt exist people born on this day also are the best boyfriends and have the biggest dicks
Bacon: you see that kid over there he looks like a legend
Brae: must be someone born on december 3rd
by Wa ge November 1, 2019
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December Dump

1). The act of dumping ones significant other shortly before or shortly after December 1st in order to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.
Man my facebook feed is getting blown up by all the relationship status changes, must be the December dump.
by TayHawk December 17, 2010
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dececious

A combination of the words deceitful and facetious. Using a truthful and/or sarcastic statement to perpetuate a mistruth.

Letting someone believe what they want to believe
"So did you end up going home with that guy I have a crush on last night?"

Honest answer "We left the party early, went back to his place, fooled around for a while but I was home pretty early."

Dececious answer "He was cute, but not really my type. I was tucked up in my own bed by one"
by KristyGrl August 20, 2006
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Decemberify

To make something more christmasy. Usually by adding christmas related objects such as a christmas tree, christmas lights, or other ornaments.
Person #1: Want to come help me decemberify my house?

Person #2: What dude?

Person #1: You know decemberify?

Person #2: No

Person #1: LOL, it means to decorate it with christmas stuff so it looks more christmasy!

Person #2: Awesome
by ILoveDomo:D November 29, 2011
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