David Brito

A David Brito is one with a sense of humor only few people can understand... he doesnt know what he want right now maybe not looking to settling down afraid of being hurt. He doesnt have bad intentions but can hurt someone if you love him. He doesnt let many people in fully, if you do actually know him its a great thing youll see a whole new side of him and enjoy him as a person. he looks tuff but once you get to know him hes goofy weird and if you fall in love with him oh what a mistake unless hes actually in love with you if he leaves you itll be incredibly hard to get over him you cant forget a david. they will make a mark on your heart.

Damn your dating david brito, be careful make hes something else

by flashblogger August 1, 2018

David broome

David Broome’s are normally the apex predator or the alphas of any person on the entire earth they are normally like any David a nice, loving, charming and happy person but something is different about him he has the biggest penis on the earth and is normally very tall and powerful if you ever see a David Broome he could kill you just by having sex with you as his penis is that big

Oh man I wish I was with David Broome

by Solomon999 November 27, 2019

David Black

A person who is typically described as a legend

Steve: Let go hit the clubs
John: But its Tuesday
Steve: Fuck it
Lads: What a David Black

by DaveMcCancerNuggets October 20, 2016

Pulling a David

When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.

"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"

"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"

by davidlaff May 2, 2019

david basil

David basil is a accomplished piano player famous for the meme "we tried but we can't fix it". David basil requires a in depth knowledge of pianoforte tuning skills when he smashed the piano into a trampoline.

Hey he's pulling a David basil on us catch him

by Oldie book April 4, 2017

david beckham

The "Anna Kournikova" of football.

Man! Teenage girls are bigger fans of David Beckham than the people who actually follow football!

by scrEEmur January 7, 2004

david taylor

A plumbing apprentice on his 8th year. Stubborn and argumentative about every situation. Known for his passion on nutrition and projects that never get completed. Spends a lot of money on worthless shit.

Dude! You should have just bought a new log splitter, you're totally being a David Taylor!

by Dirtisgold December 5, 2017