CANON UP UR ASS. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW U FATASS ROLLY POLLY ASS BITCH. CANON UP YOUR ASS, UR PUSSY, UR EYE SOCKETS, UR PENIS HOLE. STFU. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW AND STOP MAKING WEIRD SHIT YOU STUPID ASS POOPOO BITCH. HOW WOULD YOH FEEL IF THERE WAS CANON IN YOUR BRAIN STFU. BE NORMAL. Thankyou 🩷
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Get the Canon mug.When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.
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this can also be used as another word for ‘sideburn’ which is when a joint or blunt only burns on one side, you can fix this with saliva or by burning off the excess.
this can also be used as another word for ‘sideburn’ which is when a joint or blunt only burns on one side, you can fix this with saliva or by burning off the excess.
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Canoflux™ is the measurement of photon intensity and uniformity (PPFD) across every square or rectangular centimeter of a plant’s canopy.
A plant is said to be inside the Canoflux if every cm² of its rectangular or square canopy receives equal to or greater than the required light intensity (in µmol/m²/s).
If any part of the canopy receives less than the target light, the plant is outside the Canoflux.
Canoflux™ is the measurement of photon intensity and uniformity (PPFD) across every square or rectangular centimeter of a plant’s canopy.
A plant is said to be inside the Canoflux if every cm² of its rectangular or square canopy receives equal to or greater than the required light intensity (in µmol/m²/s).
If any part of the canopy receives less than the target light, the plant is outside the Canoflux.
Your strawberry plant's canopy is not in the Canoflux range for fruiting in each centimeter, I suggest you get a better grow light if u want some delicious berries from that thing!
by Gardendictioner July 9, 2025
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