Go commit not feel so good

To fade away and die just like Spider-Man did in Avengers Infinity War.

Friend: Go Commit not feel so good.
Spider Man: I don't feel so good.....

*Fades Away*

by TheAngryNerd May 13, 2019

Reverse Commando

Pantsless

Someone said, “hey you’re going reverse commando” at the passerby who was not wearing pants

by Xhyshejenddn July 9, 2019

Surprise Communism

A different way to say robbery

yo, Surprise Communism, give me your money

by RandomAnvil November 9, 2020

Nose Commando

DURING COVID_19: A person who has their mask only covering their mouth, not their nose as well. These people find having a mask over your nose unnecessary. They tend to be extremely annoying.

1: Dude! Did you see the waiter's mask?
2: Ya! She had it below her nose, then she sneezed all over our food!
1. So annoying! Such a 'Nose Commando'!

by Emma-NEM March 16, 2021

Hailsham community college

The school that caused me sixteen years of erectile disfunction.
One man even described the school as "The worst Fucking Shit show ever" - Principal Phil Mathews
I farted violently on the staircase near M22 and now everyone calls "shardass"
Shout out to phillip hill, the best musician. I want him to have my fucking babies.

(at hailsham community college)
Person one: holy shit is that shardass
Me (shardasss): Oh no i just sharded again in my baby blue tighty whitey pantaloons ltfgvccvhtucrdgsh mkvnjed fzaey hb

by shardass July 9, 2021

Guilt Commercial

A ridiculously long commercial in which it shows pictures of cats, dogs, etc behind fences or with sad looking faces in an attempt to get you to donate 19$ a month to their cause.

Another guilt commercial!? I am not donating 20$ a month to save the polar bears!

by An anonymous kitten January 21, 2022

christian communist

The logical interpretation of Christian Philosophy. To be a Christian is to be a communist.

“Hey I read the Bible and now I’m a communist!”
“What? Huh I’ve never met a Christian Communist before.”

by Velstadt the Royal Aegis February 19, 2022