clown puncher

When a person grabs the shaft of his penis with one hand and punches the head of his penis with the other.

With a firm grip on his shaft, Teal kept punching the head of his penis like a true clown puncher.

by Team Clown Puncher Mississippi August 21, 2007

clown dick

Getting some from a chick who wears too much makeup.

"tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick, my dick is starting to look like a clown"

by Blacbeard July 28, 2005

Down Clown

A term used to describe someone with down syndrome

That Down Clown sure loves the other special eds!

by antkillz September 29, 2017

Tranny Clown

A girl who wears so much makeup she looks like a drag queen and a clown.

Christina Aguilera looks like a tranny clown with all that makeup on.

by iseepinkelefants April 14, 2009

clown loach

A really cool fish. They are bottom eaters and they clean your gravel for you by eating the stuff on the bottom. I have had them in the past and thought they were cool.

I like clown loaches and a number of other fish

by lunar shadows October 30, 2004

ass clown

Someone who wastes the time of two or more people due to their inability to see what is obvious to the other two.

Joe just didnt get it, what an ass clown.

by Craid Smash July 11, 2003

Bozo the Clown

When a guy bends a naked woman over and sticks his nose in her asshole and yells, "Look everybody! I'm Bozo the Clown," as he hums the circus theme song, "Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da!"

My boyfriend always makes me laugh when he bends me over that kitchen table when he's on his unicycle and performs one of them Bozo the Clowns!

by CherytheShitShow July 26, 2009