A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.
OhmyGod I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so that cute lifeguard can only see me from the front, ok?
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a phrase to say to a female when she is being clever, most often used when about to be killed by a raptor, now this you may assume is a reference to the smash hit 1993 movie "Jurassic Park" however it is, in fact, a sexist joke pertaining to less than cooperative wives.
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Anthony screamed when he saw the Jew cleaver, knowing it had taken a piece of him upon their last meeting.
Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.
Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.
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Get the cleveland brown mug.To Cleveland is a verb meaning lost in a dump, but looking for a way out. Cleveland was a Hobo destination, particularly in the Kings Run area, and became known as a way station for those who coudn't find a ride out of town. The many scatological references to Cleveland got their start from the Hobo Community
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