northstar church

the best church in the world🤩🥱🎻💀 go there now if your in knoxville tennessee!

megan thee stallion: Aye i’m finna move to tennessee just so i can go to northstar church

dababy: let’s goooo

by alayna wayna<3 June 15, 2021

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Churching

The act of going to church

Religious people enjoy churching on Sundays

by Unique handle 212 June 16, 2021

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Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

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The Church Of Sacred Unity

A location for 'Shanked' and 'Aordinary' to meet up for erotic-roleplay and go on dates. In other words, the church is just their personal dating sim.

God damn it, Lucile and Valencia are in the backrooms of the Church of Sacred Unity again.

by Rodent89 October 30, 2024

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Church Jordans

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.

It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.

by ewanders1 November 4, 2024

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blue church syndrome

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.

"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."

by glenpai November 29, 2024

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