Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first

I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!

by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019

Catch the monkey

Becoming angry, delirious, or crazy due to dramatic overheating.

It's so hot out here I think I'm about to catch the monkey.

by Reggie D. November 16, 2019

Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.

You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!

by #Fired December 17, 2019

Captcha

It is a test wherein if you fail it, you're a fucking robot.

:Looks like I failed the captcha dude
:oof
*Arnold comes in*
:it looks like you're a terminator as well

by fancyarchduke December 25, 2019

Catch-a-case-able

She’s too young but attractive and you’re to old.

You can’t be hangin with her like that man she’s catch-a-case-able

by RileyReid January 30, 2020

Catching A Fox On A Horse Hunt

Something you suggest when you have no fucking idea how the game charades works

It's your round. Why don't you mime "Catching a fox on a horse hunt". That will be fun for everyone.

by anarsh April 4, 2020

Catch-19

The paradox of keeping bars and restaurants open to keep them in business, which leads to more COVID-19, which leads to those bars and restaurants being shut down.

The Great Barrington Declaration advocates a less-restrictive response to the pandemic, which won't work because it's a Catch-19.

by ratissimus dorsi November 20, 2020