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Carpet Bomb

WOOOOOOOOO! I GOT THE FEVER! CARPET BOMB FEVER BABY! YEAH!
Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2025
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Farmers carpet

The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.
I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.
by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024
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The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025
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Carpet hoes

Carpet Hoes
(noun, slang)

Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.
Example:
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”
by conbrochillman June 7, 2025
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Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot
Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers
by Elitelixir April 23, 2023
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Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
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