the act of inserting several hockey pucks inside one's urethra until they inevitably shoot out of one's mouth. the force makes your history irrelevant, because you are now the sickest fuck alive.
by kabum February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.
by mayhem11235 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. shoving a moose antler up a female's ass while pouring maple syrup from a male's chode to the female's mouth. also, during fornication, both parties are wrapped in the canadian flag and listen to mountie calls
by Operandus February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. when a man and a women put moose antlers up there ass, while chugging maple syrup, while doing somersaults over the stanley cup, with out being disconnected from the bitch
"What did you do with Patty last night?"
"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."
"Awwww yeahhhhh"
"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."
"Awwww yeahhhhh"
by deemurrrray February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sexual act so depraved, it cannot be described on TV. It involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. "Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of the act.
by FiveAces February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An ungodly act requiring a living bull moose, three ski-doos, 16 meters of sinew, a couple of beaver placentas, 4 tonnes of maple syrup, 17 willing people (gender non-specific) and 1200 tim horton's doughnuts (must have holes). This act is a communal sexual celebration of Canadian culture that takes place during parliamentary prorogation so that the overlord may spawn a new generation of conservative minions. This highly secret ceremony is presided over by the great Canadian overlord Stephano P. Harperissimo (known to non-Canadians as Stephen Harper). Only one non-Canadian has ever been known to participate in this ceremony, the notorious American human-catfish named Stephen Colbert, and this was only because the great overlord Harperissimo's nonbrained minions mistook Stephen for their overlord the great Stephano. It is said that Stephen spawned a new generation of super-conservative human-fish-Canadian hybrid foot soldiers who now roam the earth spreading maple syrup, dweebiness, and conflicted views on healthcare throughout the globe.
This year there is no parliament until after the Olympics because Harper is conducting a session of "Canada's History".
by JennyKitKatKingKong February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. Doing a sex tape with Pamela Anderson. There's been so many of them, that Pamela's beaver is now part of Canadian history.
by bbbl67 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.