Chocolate covered pretzel

When a girl has to take a shit and you have anal

Bro did u here about that girl that chocolate covered pretzeled ,it was nasty she put it on the hub

by Salty Jews February 16, 2018

steam clever

When ur boyfriend farts on your vagina and it cuts through your vagina lips

Me and my boyfriend were cuddling in bed and I was the big spoon and he left me a mean steam clever

by Steam clever May 16, 2018

Piss covered bathroom floor

When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.

Piss covered bathroom floor

Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.

Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.

by Bathroom floor pisser May 1, 2022

F.S.D. cover up

F.S.D.'s that call people F.S.D. for some bullshit reason to try and cover up the fact that they themselves are F.S.D.

Max - Do you like Chiodos?

Austin R. - F.S.D!!!!!!

Max - Wow. You have to be the biggest F.S.D. cover up of all time

by lynchmob1612 March 2, 2009

Chocolate Covered Potato Salad

A word used when you forget the name of something that is or sounds very nasty!

This phrase would take the place of it.

"Did you just billsonate all over my chocolate covered potato salad, Billson ?

by Noptic/Dark Ritual February 19, 2004

cloner

1. An erection of the clitoris caused by arousal similar to that of an erection of the penis.
2. An erect penis not much bigger than an erect clitoris.

Dude, I went to work muff diving this chick and she had a raging cloner.

Wow Sally, you'll never believe how small Jim's dick was, he had a total cloner.

by BatemanMagnetic April 11, 2009

clever

a person dat eat out gurls

im a good clever

by josh ruff June 17, 2003