caligula's horse

Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.

"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

Christian booty call

An event that involves a female coming over to your house, but instead of sex, you get to bake things or wrap presents.
You usually receive loads of ridicule from your buddies.

"Hey Dave, did you hit that last night"
"No dude, it was a Christian booty call."

by Reggie Das Vall May 8, 2008

Call the shots

A person who is in charge calls the shots.

This is my party, I call the shots!!

by pseudo stark February 14, 2009

California Car Pool

When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination. Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.

Three systems administrators working in the same office take three cars to lunch in case someone gets an emergency call and has to leave early. "Want me to drive?" "Nah, we better California Car Pool in case the new servers zonk out."

by David Turnbull January 9, 2009

calish

This word is used to exlpain when something is not a good thing, an object a poem whatever..

Punk guy 1: this stupid guitar doesn't work at all..
Punk guy 2: Yeah it's fu&k/n6 calish...

by some someone August 9, 2006

Cally Man

Acts like a big man over social media to girls and his "boys", but is really just a blunt little dickhead irl.Also is the opposite of big, with his freakishly dwarfish stature. A Cally Man's vocabulary is very limited as he spends 99% of his time on social media, using devil and wet emojis, whilst commenting "my G" on the Instagram posts belonging to his fellow Callie Men.

Girl one: "Did you meet up with _____ at the weekend?"
Girl two: "Yeah but he turned out to be a right Cally Man."

by sophmilk March 12, 2017

Cali Sober

Cali Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizes Marijuana in Moderation.

Want to smoke some crack?

No thank you. I quit last year. I am only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.

by Soberisdope March 30, 2021