cake statement

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.

Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.

by oopsididntkillyouyet March 8, 2010

Penile Cake

A modern version of the word "poppycock", basically meaning nonsense or bullshit.

Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."

Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."

by AnalLoose March 30, 2019

Cake Room

Cake Room:
Noun
1. A room that contains a child's pool filled with cake.
2. A room to do sexual things in...that may include cake.

Hey bro did you restock the Cake Room.
Yo! you need to clean the cake room after using it man!

by alphapixel November 22, 2018

Cake Check

It is when you grab/slap someone’s ass or their “cake”

I cake checked her so hard

by Cakechecker February 11, 2020

cake ass

1.) Used to describe man who is very romantic and usually very gullible

"Hey man, is Mike hitting the strip joint with us tonight?"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005

taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.

"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."

by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007

cake daddy

A male who totally consumed with his female partner. A cake daddy will abandon his friends, and spend all of his time with said female.

Man, he turned cake daddy on us and spends all his time with his girl.

by N.S.R. aka. MRS. DAGHESTANI February 23, 2006