Brand Whore

Noun: a brand whore is a person who would rather wear clothes representing a certain brand than wear clothes that are actually stylish

Noun: a person who is not sponsored by a company, yet still feels the need to represent the brand as an personal statement

Many times this deals with sports clothing (Nike, Adidas, Puma, etc.) or motorsports brands (Redbull, Metal Mulisha, Rockstar)

Tom: *sarcastically* Wow, nice Pumas, too bad you could have gotten some actually stylish shoes for a third of the price
Kevin: Yes, but I'm a proud brand whore, I represent
Tom: Whatever, you're an idiot
Kevin: Don't care, fuck you

Roy: Why do you have a Monster Energy sticker that takes up the whole rear window on your truck? Are you one of their sponsored athletes?
Nevin: Nope, I just want people to know that I like Monster, and I also want to be associated with the Monster Energy crowd.
Roy: Whatever, you're an idiot
Nevin: Don't care, fuck you

Nick: *Sarcastically* dude nice matching Nike tracksuit with matching shoes, socks, headband, and hat.
Devin: Yep, I'm a brand whore, and I don't mind
Nick: Whatever, you're an idiot
Devin: Don't care, fuck you

by KevasaurusRex May 28, 2013

Brand new

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by davidpenis slapper December 12, 2004

Bryann

A sweet and quirky girl full of random ideas and the prettiest blue eyes known to man.

pretty, random, bry, bryann

by whosurmama February 7, 2010

brand new

Brand New, best known for their singles "The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows," and "Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades," is a very highly-reviewed band, with their latest album "Deja Entendu" being listed in the NY Times' 50 Greatest Albums of 2003. While they have been out of the mainstream for quite some time, they still have a large fanbase, and their third album, coming out October 2006, is anxiously awaited by many people. The members of Brand New are Jesse Lacey, Garrett Teirney, Vin Accardi, and Brian Lane, all of which have many fansites deidicated to them. Although many people would disagree with this, Brand New is NOT an emo band. They write songs about things actually occuring, and in person they are very nice and cheerful guys.

Fan: Oh man, I went to a Brand New show last night, it was AMAZING.
Loser: HAHA YOU'RE AN EMO FAGGOT
Fan: How?
Loser: uhmm... well... EMO!

by Connnuhr August 16, 2006

branch swinger

one who expresses sexual interest in a family member and, in turn, essentially "swings" on the branches of the good ol' family tree

"Dude, I totally just saw you give your Aunt Edna the up-down, you dirty branch swinger."

by j37 November 18, 2009

Kobe Bryant

The beastly leader of the Los Angeles Lakers. People say that hes a brat and he doesnt pass. This year he won his first NBA MVP title, and its about god damn time. He has been the best for a long time, and everyone knows it. People are just mad that he isnt on their team so they focus on off the court issues.

Look at Kobe Bryant that beast.

by laykerz nation August 18, 2008

kobe bryant

An athletically gifted, but terminally narcissistic, basketball player whose considerable assets are spoiled by his massive ego. Bryant has never been able to grasp the notion that the great players were made great by their ability to seperate themselves from the dynamics of team basketball, thus allowing them to naturally cultivate whatever abilities in turn immortalized them. Because of this colossal character flaw, Bryant will never help an NBA franchise experience the success of which a Bryant-helmed team would otherwise be capable.

Kobe Bryant just took the buzzer-shot, even though he was being triple teamed, and a polar bear was chewing the flesh off his right foot, and he was eighty-four feet away from the basket. Why didn't he pass the basketball to one of his four ridiculously unguarded teammates?

by MadSammyboy May 12, 2006