Brown Bullet

When you shit so hard that your poop comes flying out of your asshole in small pieces and making to noise similar to the sound of a bullet being shot out of an M1918 BAR.

Jonathan - “So the other day I had a brown bullet.”

Vince - Aw sweet

by Vunc July 26, 2019

Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.

"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."

by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013

Bluffton Brown

the shittiest weed you will ever smoke. Often brown and dry to the bone. Not even worth smoking.

Bitch this shit is some Bluffton Brown

by ADub91 November 26, 2010

mosses brown

The sexual act of sticking your dick in a girls ass and smacking her with a bible.

i mosses browned her ass. Mother Fucker

by jack boone February 4, 2009

brown clipping

During anal sex, after pulling out completley either accidental or intentional, the accidental brushing of the vaginal area with the penis during the process of reinsertion.

I'm not doing that again. He kept brown clipping me all night.

by Sinmatic May 28, 2016

brown hash

When you're sitting down and that fart you just produced turned out to be more than a fart, filling your underwear with a mushy mess of feces.

Bro1: "Damn brah, that fart is repulsive!"
Bro2: ".. bro, I think I just made brown hash.. "

by evercurious February 23, 2017

The Brown Kiss

Verb: Most intimate of all kisses. One puts one's anus next to one's partner's anus and puckers them together to make a kiss. The hand sign for it is two fists together and then a kiss motion and moving away from each other in an OK gesture.

I gave my beloved the brown kiss, our love has never been greater. It is most intimate of all kisses.

by Willabark April 14, 2014