Blumpkin

Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.

Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.

by ThiccBoiDaequan August 26, 2018

Explosive Blumpkin

Rory

"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 23, 2025

Blumpkin

An alternative and very sexual phrase for big boner.

"Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".

by Oiyer69 July 8, 2022

Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.

My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.

by Big Chad February 28, 2025

Skibidi blumpkin

A blumpkin served by no other than skibidi toilet himself

"I just got a skibidi blumpkin by Ms Anderson"

by Lil_big_fister420_67_R34 June 1, 2025

Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

by Muffins. August 24, 2022

Chumpidy Blumpkin

An extremely large or obese man that reeks of human feces, alcohol, and cigarettes.

Person 1: Have you seen Gabe recently? He's turning into a real Chumpidy Blumpkin.
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!

by urbanthickcionary10294764 October 8, 2024