Surfin' Bird

Peter Griffin's favorite song, also known as "Bird is the word" It has been a popular and running gag in Family guy. also sung by the Trashmen.

Peter:"Have you heard"
Brian: "What:
Stewie: "BRIAN NO-"
"BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD, DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD"
That, is surfin' bird.

by a rando on the internet October 8, 2021

5th Bird

To describe a lazy asshole who refuses to do any work or contribution for a group project.

Dude, you're being a real 5th bird.

by Bee Syrup January 15, 2016

Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018

bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010

bird stalling

When you have to shit but wait until you have a car nearby to do it on.

Dude, I really had to shit but I was bird stalling until I got to Tina's new house.

by Fluffykittylover October 4, 2015

ouzel bird

Ouzel Bird : a bird which flies around in circles ever getting smaller, the faster the bird flies the smaller the circles become, eventually consuming the bird from head to tail.

The worker tried too hard and turned into an Ouzel Bird

by Comic01 June 15, 2017

Bird Flap

A dance typically conducted while pre-gaming before the bar.

"I feel like tonight's gona be a great night downtown, Ryan is already drunk and doing the bird flap!"

by MadPlayRK July 6, 2014