Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.

"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."

by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013

two dudes baking

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking

by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011

Bayou Bake Off

Where 2 guys tag team a girl from Louisiana, like a spit roast only spicier

Did ya know that Mary Sue had a bayou bake off with Jimmy and Jackson and was left full to the brim

by Mike Oxlong the 3rd November 10, 2020

Easy bake oven

Aka gas chamber

"Them jews died in a easy bake oven."

by Alberto Juan January 14, 2017

Easy bake oven

A cute nickname for your girl when babygirl, princess or queen gets old ..

My girl so hot she’s my easy bake oven 😂💯

by Kc53 April 26, 2020

KANSAS CLAM BAKE

A sex act in which a person puts their rectum against their partner's vagina and proceeds to dedicate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"

No don't try to hook-up with Matt he just wants to give everyone a Kansas Clam Bake.

by Redrokkit December 9, 2021

bake abba zabbas

smoke weed and get crunk! YEAA!

hokay so..... lets bake abba zabbas this weekend

by ABBA ZABBA December 19, 2004