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Über Buns

When something is beyond satisfaction, something that sucks beyond all understanding. Incredibly garbage.
by GuttBuster9000 September 2, 2019
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Bald Bun

When a woman says she is a man, says she is a feminist, and shaves her head.
Did you see that lady? She had a bald bun. Ewww
by GeniusPenius June 18, 2018
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Beatin Buns

To smack ones ass while performing anal sex.
Dude I was totally Beatin Buns With that chick last night
by Tha South West Killa February 11, 2010
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Finger Bun

When you are waving your penis in your wife's face and she abruptly grabs it and tries to ram it up your ass.
If you don't stop waving that thing in my face I'm gunna finger bun it up your ass.
by Bowled Gary March 10, 2019
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Happy Buns

Happy Buns can be used in a variety of ways.

One it can be used to bring cheer to a friend who is downcast due to some serious unforeseen or unfortunate events.

Two it can be used to rouse an otherwise sad-sack from commiserating in his life’s problems. Much like number one but a little different due to the size of the problem i.e. losing a GF vs. losing a grandfather.

Three happy buns can be used as punishment. Like if your camping and friggen Karl eats all the Peanut Oreos like a fatass while everyone is out fishing and catching dinner or gathering firewood.

There are a few types of happy buns, punishment happy buns are pants down with bare buns rubbing against the perp from all sides meant to shame and humble. While the more cheery is with pants on meant to more to uplift the person in more or less of a hug from your butts. It’s hard to explain butt it works.

Just try it.
Hey, Brennan did you hear about Zacks brother? Doc says he has Syphilis again...apparently the outcome is not looking good this time. Zack may need some happy buns to cheer him up.

Damn dude Chavis has been moping for weeks about his breakup...he might need some Happy buns.

Friggen James brought a 6 pack to guys night and drank everyone's beers then had the audacity to take his 6 pack home with him. House rules always state that "The holder of the night of games shall retain all beers left at the end of the eve as payment for hosting the event". This Biotch needs the not so happy buns!
by Luke the Dystroyer August 14, 2021
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Bun Bun

When you see a bunny " look a bun bun!!!"
by Cjm1 June 7, 2022
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Bunnings

Oh look there is a barbie at Bunnings!! Let's rock yo there and grab a snag!!! If there is none left I will cry!!
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