Boner boi 

When you constantly have a boner, no matter the circumstances of what's happening. You're constantly turned on by everything. Some things like blondes in Nike Pro shorts can make you instantly have an Orgasm.

Holy shit- I just cummed in my pants looking at her! I must be a boner boi!

Boner boi by Logan Boner Boi January 26, 2020

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface 

someone that got boned while someone else busts one in their face.

erin is a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface by jabooleha August 21, 2003

Boner Coke 

When someone voluntarily snorts a line of coke off an erect penis.

T:Hey remember Mickey?

J: Oh yea that dude that that babies came out of the butt?

T: Yea cause he always had a football up his.

J:Oh yea he looks like a douche on FB

T: dude owes me money man... spending it on that Boner Coke.

T: He's such a Boner Coke-head.

M: Why is everything always about my ass?! shit going in and out wtf bro!

Boner Coke by Shellsashala May 14, 2010

boner tag 

A game among friends who join in a circle and get eachothers rocks off, get nice, hard well established solid boner, then you pick teams, and take turns poking one another in the butt,whoever is left wins.

just like playing tag-your it, but you use yout man meat with a solid erection. The best way to play is each member ingesting 4 viagra pills each, and staying heard hours on end.

boner tag by Cock Johnson III April 1, 2005

boner fide 

adj.Genuinely gay retorts; Authentically homosexual phrases, remarks, or quips.

v.boner fiding

I wasn't sure if he was gay until he made that boner fide remark.

The stylist just walked around boner fiding with the others all day.

boner fide by Dick... May 4, 2005

Boner Roll 

This is when a couple changes sex positions from missionary to doggy-style without pulling out.

Do a Boner Roll!

Boner Roll by Rutaly September 25, 2010

Boner Headache 

A metaphor for a throbbing headache, which gets its name by comparing a headache to a throbbing boner.

Whoa dude, I woke up with a boner headache this morning. My head is killing me.

Boner Headache by xJohnn September 23, 2011