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babes in toyland

A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.
Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!

Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?
by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016
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Babez

“Oi babez is so peng! I can’t even share her with Timmy.
by Seshmaster2021 December 22, 2019
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indian babes

(◕‿◕)WELCOME(◕‿◕)
TO ●Indian♥babeS●
¶Lu©ky❤monY¶
A°honest°INDIAN BABES IS══►
━━━━━━━━━━━━━
☞ believes in you● ¶LOVE¶
☞ walks by ur side● ¶IS¶
☞ raises your spirit● ¶DIVINE¶
☞ never judges you● ♥♥♥♥♥♥
☞ clams down ur fears● ¶FEEL¶
☞ accepts you as you are● ¶IT¶

━━━━━━━━━━━━━
.๑۩۩.INDIAN BABES.۩۩๑.
♥it's a friendly chat group♥
♥THANKS FOR JOINING♥
(LUCKY IS A FRIENDLY GUY)
...•°۩♦J0___й___MO♦۩°•...

(OWNER)
◄═♦▒♞THANK ☆ YOU♞▒♦═►
INDIAN BABES r always lovable & decent....
by jonee3211 January 11, 2012
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babesque

in the essence of baby; babylike
It puts the lotion on its skin and then it will be babesque.
by SEX MACHINA May 1, 2005
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Babeinator

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. Has to be a dancer, with blonde hair and green eyes. The best buttox in the whole world! there is only one Babeinator in the whole world and that girl is Hope!
Lets go Babeinator. I am the Babeinator.
by titsface January 29, 2009
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Babeski

Hey, I am going to grab dinner with my babeski, before we go to the bar.
by MarriedABabeski July 30, 2016
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sleek dead babes

when a rly hott girl hunts for babies on the street, shoots them with a bazooka and tacks them to the wall like playboy posters
A baby went to safeway,but was ubfortunately sleek dead babed.
by KELSES October 25, 2003
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