An asshole from Arkansas. Said asshole will go to any lengths to defend the state including uttering delusional sentences such as “Arkansas is the best place in America”.
Dude1 : Arkansas is the natural state! The absolute best!!! Yesssssss!!!!
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.
by DraconianFyre November 15, 2020
When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.
"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.
by doktorj February 28, 2014
When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.
by Remove Obama July 18, 2018
"Damn, I treated my friends like shit for no reason, what the fuck was I thinking?"
"That's a wicked asshole hangover you got there. Better go fix it"
"That's a wicked asshole hangover you got there. Better go fix it"
by Kazokone February 05, 2012
The pinkest whitest drippiest being in the earth. Tastes like pork. The ultimate jelly belly bad/good jellybean eating contest. Kinda tastes like the egg one.
Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like
guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.
guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.
by Thesigmamale April 23, 2022
Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris
Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
by #fuckgoblindrill February 26, 2022
The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018