Ridiculous asshole

An asshole of ginormous ridiculousness. A person who defies reasonable stupidity with their actions.

A "ridiculous asshole" would take his girlfriend to the movies, then take his mistress to planned parenthood

by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016

cuddly asshole

Someone who is nice to be around but can be a real asshole sometimes.

My friend is a real cuddly asshole

by Yaka the magnificent May 27, 2016

molten asshole

Where you take the massive, most painful shit, that is at least the temperature of the sun.

Even after you finish shitting it still feels like your ass turned into a volcano.

*Jake*: Dude did you ever get molten asshole?
*Andy*: Yeah dude that shit burns

*Jake*: I try to get toilet bowl water in there to cool it down
*Andy*: lolwut

by AndyJSwag March 20, 2014

asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.

When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth

by swampy Dolan June 14, 2021

asshole sauce

a saucy form a shit from your asshole like applesauce

i sat on a stool in my mothers kitchen i thought i felt a wet warm fart it actually was asshole sauce came flying out my ass just for my mom to bake for the family.

by ikeasssauce September 29, 2017

asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips

Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie

by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018

Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.

When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.

by Remove Obama July 18, 2018