potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...

SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.

by The Rek-r November 21, 2019

Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018

pukey potato

A name for a person with a big mole on his face. He flirts with everyone. Not to mention he is ugly and doesn’t like diarrhea. He is honestly the dumbest person ever.

PUKEY potato stalked me today.

by kessaismybestfriend April 23, 2018

Misty Potato

A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by

I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato

by GenWT January 26, 2017

Potato God

The CFO of the Salted Fish Community Services, aka Chief Finance Officer. She is the second most powerful god in the Universe.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Potato God?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: (transforms into potato god) GO TO HELL WITH THE SALT GOD! DON'T REST IN PEACE!

by SFCS SUPREMACY November 30, 2021

Hot Potato

When you pass around the bong quickly so the weed stays lit. This eliminates the need to keep relighting the bowl, as well as preventing anyone in the rotation from hogging it. Playing hot potato leads to a fast pace and intense smoke sesh which will get everyone very high, especially if you try to finish the bowl in record time.

*After packing the bowl*
Guy 1: "Aye bro, you tryna play some hot potato with this one?"

Guy 2, already stoned: "Yes."

by peepeepoopooman February 8, 2020

potato skins

The left over shit stuck to the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush

After you punished my toilet, I had to scrub the potato skins off the bowl.

by Joseph (ADC) January 26, 2008