phantom nut

the act of telling your partner your gonna cum, and then spitting on your partners back, and as they turn around blowing your load in there eyes, blinding them and taking off into the night.

1. Last night i met some whore at the bar and then gave her a phantom nut and made off with her car.

2. Who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the Phantom Nut knows.

by blueberry bandit July 28, 2008

Nut Kick

A nut kick (also called a dick move in combat) is a tactical, yet unethical combat maneuver where you kick someone in the testicals. This will not work on the following: women, some badasses, people with sport cups, and men with penises, but are without balls. This is a violation of the bro code and is unfortunately, frequently broken.

I was winning that fight, up until the point he nut kicked me, and everyone administered second aid.

by DeathByPhone0222 March 27, 2016

Gaga Nuts

When something or someone gets you fustrated when something is not true. Reffering to something of myth or legend as of Lady Gaga really being a hermaphodite.

You guys are stupid. Ya'll Suck Gaga Nuts.
That's not trueee! Go suck some Gaga Nuts!

by Rawrnosaur July 15, 2010

buss a nut

to cum alot

The head she gave me , made me buss a nut all over her face!

by Lee-Lee March 18, 2003

Nut Fart

When you are sitting down and the fart goes up between your leg and your nut and tickles your leg.

I did one just then and I thought you should know about it

by Leigh Kemp March 21, 2004

nut high

The absolute best. Derived from the poker term the nuts. Antonym of nut low.

Man, when my roommates hot girlfriend wanted to sleep with me, it was the nut high.

by chazzzle April 22, 2006

hum a nut

when a woman places a man's nuts in her mouth and gently hums. What a feeling!

I was gonna fuck her, but I decided to just let her hum a nut.

by flingshot January 25, 2005