Wet Knee Houston

When you trip on a puddle in Texas, and get your legs wet.
Made famous by a round headed chimp.

I tripped on a puddle in Texas the other week and got my legs wet, that’s wet knee houston.

Karl your a maniac

by Chimpanzee That March 18, 2025

drops to the knee

It means that your penis is so long that it drops to your knee.

A: You know, I don't wanna brag but mine drops to the knee.
B: Woah! That's so damn huge. I don't think I can take it.

by PointTH June 17, 2017

Green Knee

When you’ve had your knees coloured by a green highlighter

Have you heard? Pete’s been diagnosed with green knee again

by SmallHandsLondon May 23, 2023

Knee Chip

Its only the coolest girl i have ever met no one else is knee chip but one girl she is so awesome and she is the funniest girl on earth

awesome person who loves knee chip who is called knee chip

by David Brown213 June 7, 2011

Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.

Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.

by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023

Dragging Knee

The art of leaning a Sport Bike or SuperMoto, to the point where your inside knee starts to touch the Asphalt

"Valentino Rossi is the King of Dragging knee, and pulling G's

by rossi_cultist January 17, 2022

knee deep

Being in lots of trouble, almost a lil over your head, or physically in mud, water, shit, what have u.

You are knee deep in fecal matter

by QC October 31, 2003