Jeane Tower

The most beautiful genius female this world has ever seen. Wealth is hers to play with all the days of her life. Her heart is pure so she can see far into the future and the past becomes the grounds of her gift of balance. She understands the weird and confused individuals because she can see their spirit of light and imagination. She is generous beyond her lovers expectations and gives life to his most desirable fancies. Love for her is more than a word. She explores it at every angle possible. She is the original.
Jeane Tower is the female you never thought existed. She will amaze you with all her talents.
by Jeane Tower December 21, 2020
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Emma Jean Price

An amazing type of girl who will care for you and be there for you through every battle. She likes to feed children and mother them. She is beautiful in every way possible and doesn't think she is so make sure to reassure her! She is smart, loyal, and always truthful. An Emma can be the best thing to happen to you... SO NEVER LOSE HER! Cause if you do you will spend the rest of your life regretting letting her go. An Emma will be in your life forever caring for you and looking out for you.

Man, how did you manage to get your girlfriend she is the full package!
"Wow Emma Jean Price is astonishing"
"I love how Emma is very reliable and loyal"
"I bet you don't got an Emma"
"MY EMMA IS BETTER"
by Marilette September 07, 2023
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Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023
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to pull a mathieu jean

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.
once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.
by khursheh December 06, 2016
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JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"
by Bruce ri March 18, 2021
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Jean-Luca

A person who is particularly determined and attractive. It gives every moment a special feeling. It is also an indescribable feeling for people who have to do with Jean-Luca. A Jean-Luca loves fashion but also technology. he is a unique hybrid of intelligence and attractiveness. :)
Jean-Luca is goat. Follow the real Jean-Luca on Instagram: xjeanlucax
by xjeanlucax November 22, 2021
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jean-mari

A horrible friend that spreads life threatening rumours, takes control of you life and dictates your relationships.
Don't be such a Jean-Mari
Never have any type of a relationship with a Jean-Mari
Watch out for that Jean-Mari
by Yummypotato July 29, 2017
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