aerial dump

when you suspend yourself above a toilet in a stall and proceed to take a dump while trying to not miss the toilet

I just took an aerial dump

by crazy swimmer rituals August 17, 2011

Pre-dump

v. To turn someone down before you are asked out

Isaac pre-dumped me last night. He told me he doesn't want to date me and just wants to be friends

by Sorrelstrom December 16, 2008

Soft Dump

The act of breaking up with a partner by lying to make them feel better. The typical lie involves blaming the dumper's own self for the problem.

1) I realized that I was being soft dumped when he said, "It's not you it's me."

by DrLuv June 12, 2011

Dumped the Bunny

After your done having sex, and your resting. Your soft cock falls out of her snapper.

I made such a mess last night. After having sex with Lauren. I fell asleep and dumped the bunny all over the bed.

by Shaun Gowman September 03, 2008

Highway Dump

The act of taking a shit on the side of the highway when there is no bathroom availible.

Gary had a serious case of turtle head poking while traveling down I-696 near Detroit. With no shitters in sight, he pulled over and took a Highway Dump in front of his car. He used his pants and underwear to wipe his ass, and was on his way.

by Floss 69 January 21, 2006

Rage Dump

Being so stressed over exams that you squat over your desk and take a dump in the middle of the examination.

Person A looks around and sees person B on their desk, crouching low.
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*

by sazzajay8 November 21, 2011

dump swamp

dump(ing, ed) swamp- to have the shits. can be used in past and presen or future.

Oh man, I had way to many onion rings last night. I've been dumping swamp all day.

by butchmanum July 24, 2005