Dictionary Fucked

When someone calls you out for using a word wrong but you know your right so you roast them with the dictionary definition to prove them wrong.

"Mike you totally used that word wrong you batty."
"No I didn't you dumb shit you about to get dictionary fucked."

by Sexybeast24 June 21, 2017

remote dictionary

The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"

by essenceofexistence March 25, 2018

commit a dictionary

telling someone to get a dictionary

go commit a dictionary.

by unteched March 21, 2021

turban dictionary

A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?

"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"

Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."

by uncle fuckbucket October 24, 2018

motherfucking dictionary

A book or an electronic resource that lists the words of a language and gives their meaning.

Harrey Carrey married a motherfucking dictionary

by BabbleBoy January 28, 2023

Urban dictionary

Noun.

A site that will accept the most vile, malicious, derogatory, racist, sexist, and ignorant definitions submitted.

However, they often reject sincere, thoughtful, and truthful definitions to many things.

As a 6'4" 240lb "texas boy"...even I think it's ridiculous.

Urban dictionary admins are fucking hypocrites

by SpencerWillAlwaysLoveYou June 26, 2014

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that gives horny but sweet answers

I’m bored, I’m gunna search urban dictionary, its own website name

by That_wierd_person May 05, 2020