salad denial

continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings

Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."

by cherrybomb66 March 11, 2011

Salad Stuff

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.

Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!

by jfrapp August 20, 2011

bacon salad

a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.

07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol

by nicetoknowu November 6, 2011

blogging salad

Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.

What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.

by Jewwow November 23, 2011

Salad sauce

When the Turkish lad in the kebab shop asks if you want salad and sauce on your kebab.

Look at them salad sauce cunts cutting hair and packing kebabs

by Favol January 21, 2023

Salad Tosser

Dany Lee Borrowman tossed salad everyday in prison and continues to toss the salad of his transvestite wife Jill borrowman now thats hes out of Prison protective custody

Dany Lee Borrowman was the best salad Tosser in PC. He tossed salad every day and night while in protective custody and he married his cell mate After he got a sex change and became known as Jill?

by Dany Borrowman July 18, 2023

Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day

It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad

by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023