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pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching
pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.
by erwtqw March 21, 2008
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Ethan Poole

Your local stupid asian friend that you met from another friend in middle school.
Damn, that guy is an Ethan Poole!
by baconbob6969 March 3, 2022
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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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pool pearls

When the loads of all the ternage boys in the YMCA pool coagulate and chemically harden over the years to create actual pearls that you step on and hurt your feet while walking around in said pool.
Dude, is this pebble tec for reals, or am i walking a field of pool pearls over here??
by Johnny B from AZ August 1, 2018
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Removed from the Gene Pool

Generally used to poke fun at people who did completely idiotic things leading to their deaths
Thank god that grandma who brought a whole shopping cart onto the escalator was removed from the Gene Pool.
by whoa220 November 15, 2022
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Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.
I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.
by Liza M. June 9, 2010
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Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .
Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting
by Willie whopper March 11, 2020
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