neck face

A muscle-head, or no-neck, or just another insult like idiot or asshole.

Fuck you, NECK FACE. I'll punch you in your fucking neck. (Originally spawned by Jason D.)

by T.O.M. July 28, 2006

neck up

the process of downing a beer

Dave: your shit.
John: neck up you clown!

by Morrissey April 9, 2006

gooses neck

a currency exchange slip. a cheque.

he fixed us up with a gooses neck as soon as we finished the job. sweet.

by darryharry December 23, 2008

Smiling Neck

The result of gettin your neck slit by someone or something, making it appear as though your neck is smiling.

Joey grabbed a knife from the drawer and gave his wife and kid a smiling neck.

by phear me ho February 5, 2008

neck waddle

A name for a couple that has been together for quite a while but rarely kisses. For instance, when they grow old together, he'll be playing with her neck waddle instead of kissing her.

There's neck waddle again, why don't they just act like a normal couple?

by French Toast and Cheese June 18, 2018

neck head

someone who deserves a neck
a very retarded person
a ver ridiculous person

Shut up neck head!
Whatever neck head!
Tell his neck headed self whats up!
He's the neck head masta flex!

by matB August 17, 2006

Extendable Neck

An extendable neck is a creature of whom appears in human form, But when in need of Food it's neck can extend upwards and then bend and flex all directions in order to consume It's prey. It Began It's life eating all the Dinner Plates, so much so that his mother had to begin using paper plates so That her Money would not be wasted on Expensive Plates that would go into his stomach. He then began eating His School Bags, Hence His school bag changed everyday Until eventually he gave up on them. When The Neck retartacts it forms a giant skinlike bulge on the outside of the creatures former human body and it just becomes a giant slug rolling wround everywhere leaving behind a trail of sweat due to the excessive heat between the former body and it's skin flaps created by the necks extensions. There is One Feamle Extendable although the original is male, The Female Is exactly the same except her origins come from to much physical bifn with the Original extendable and She Features more Buck Teeth & Frizzy Heat Damaged Hair. Other Names used For the main creature (male) = Extendy Neck, Extendy, Extendable, Extoondi, Mumbai & Mumbo.

Look, It's Extendable Neck!

Oh My Gosh Dosn't that guy resemble The Extendable Neck?

by Jason Savagal January 16, 2009