Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

mild minute

When the "do be" is not a hot minute it's a mild minute

"Bruh it's been a mild" "facts has been"
"My guy it's been a mild minute". "tf you talkin bout"

by Fiveqt May 24, 2023

Vin-minute

a dictation of time-can last anywhere between 60 seconds and 7 to 12 business days

"yeah I'll join you in a Vin-minute" {next day}-"where'd you guys go"

by that one guy in the room December 3, 2022

Rob minute

Cumming in 10 seconds or less

Hey how long did it take you to park the car? About a rob minute.

by x addict3d x January 20, 2016

minutes of last meeting

Bog skid marks

Ere who just left the minutes of last meeting in the shitter

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

Koda minutes

When you say a predetermined time but that just means you need at least 10 extra minutes can go up to 45minutes

Me: I thought you said we run it down in 20 it’s been 30.

Koda:I meant koda minutes

by vaikre November 8, 2022

Djay Minute

A very long time; forever

The bartender took a djay minute trying to find music to play

by Aero23smith May 7, 2018