He's an excellent boyfriend, loves you like no other, extremely patient and is very humorous. A man who practices chivalry, is gentlemanly and treats everyone equally. Very protective and will kick your ass real bad if you mess with his loved ones. He doesn't enjoy small talk and looks to connect with people on a deeper level. He's the most genuine person you'll ever meet and only wants people to treat him the same, but that doesn't happen. A Joey is loyal but will leave if treated unfairly or being lied to.
Sarah: "The guys I have dated are all jerks and it pisses me off real bad!"
Dana: "Have you dated a Joey?"
Sarah: "No."
Dana: "TADA!"
Dana: "Have you dated a Joey?"
Sarah: "No."
Dana: "TADA!"
by deepsdog February 3, 2018
Get the Joey mug.by ItzMeGreeny May 26, 2018
Get the Joey Hamilton mug.If you meet a guy name Joey, run away from him because he will give you an ice cream cone and kidnap you in his ice cream truck.
Cody sees an ice cream truck. He goes to the ice cream truck and meets a guy name Joey.
Cody: "Hey Joey, can I get one strawberry popsicle please?"
Joey: "Yeah sure! Give me a second"
10 seconds later he kidnaps Joey and runs away with his ice cream truck.
Cody: "Hey Joey, can I get one strawberry popsicle please?"
Joey: "Yeah sure! Give me a second"
10 seconds later he kidnaps Joey and runs away with his ice cream truck.
by Small PP Destroyer April 8, 2022
Get the Joey mug.A Madden Genius who usually picks on retards like Raynard Shuman aka shoo-shoo. His finishing move is emptying his balls in shoo-shoos crusty ass cheeks
by Beardedvillian1 February 2, 2019
Get the Joey Romo mug.Joey is a sweet guy. Might just own some chicken in a rural surrounding. Joeys like to watch fantasy films and enjoy naps and laying in bed. A typical Joey likes Kim Woodburn. Prefers Christmas over all holidays.
by MaybeMadison November 20, 2021
Get the Joey mug.a really funny and kind-hearted girl who takes funny selfies!! She is a really good friend to everyone around her! Joey is really productive
LOOK! JOEY IS DOING WORK!
by Emily´s Simp January 16, 2024
Get the JOEY mug.A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.
Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
by RealityChick August 18, 2024
Get the Facebook Joey mug.