Bannana Bread

That thing that you used to eat all the time during Thanksgiving. But magically vanished once you became older then 9.

When would you EVER bring up Bannana Bread in a sentence?

by An Inside Joke January 13, 2016

Scraper Bread

Toast that has been heated too long and has burned, however, can be made edible (tolerable) by removing the top layer with a knife (in a scraping motion) leaving the burnt toast-filings behind to throw away.

Typically this is only performed when no more bread is available/one is too poor to waste burnt toast.

"we had grilled cheese for dinner, but we had them on scraper bread because I left the toast in the toaster too long.

by trackstand April 23, 2009

Long bread

Bread that comes in a long form #baguette

I would like my tuna on a long bread please

by Breadmen July 14, 2017

Road-Bread

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

Slice of Bread

Someone who thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread.

1: "Hey, I have so much money and drive an expensive car and live in an expensive house"
2: "Wow, you think you are a Slice of Bread don't you?"

by Joey198 October 25, 2020

Canned Bread

It’s beer.

(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!

by SkullyBoiBrody May 25, 2021

Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.

Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.

by charlois969 November 27, 2012