Superpowers can't win wars against eachother

Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?

Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

win dough

n. Money obtained through gambling.

.............................................................

How you going to pay for all that dope?

I am using this here win dough of opportunity.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2013

Bi-winning

Involves periods of elevated or irritable moods, alternating with periods of depression. 99.99% of the world's population calls this bi-polar disorder. The other 0.01% (aka- Charlie Sheen) call this "bi-winning".

Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: ... I'm Bi-winning.

by DaNerdling March 26, 2011

Winning

to be Charlie Sheen

I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-winning.

by moi12345 April 17, 2011

Win

You didn't win shit. You collectivized to steal my shit because I made you and your slut daughters cry because you know and they know that they are fucking the fat cocks indiscriminately. So you take your revenge by making my life hell all the while pretending you weren't crying like a bitch a second ago and pretending that I'm not better than you, which I am.

Hym "And it's going to be someone else's daughter who pays the price. You didn't win. You ran because 'you don't think you're better than anyone.' You're trying to avoid giving me credit for my profound accomplishment and if someone doesn't stop you there is no amount of 'Yeah but we had to teach that guy a lesson' that is going to make it up to the person it effects. I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize and my money now."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

Epic Win

An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.

“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)

by Entomologist prime March 7, 2020

win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024