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The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front
"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011
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Aimee J

The most amazing girl you will ever meet her smile can cure depression and she has helped so many people than she’s realises she can be nice and caring and compassionate but if you piss her off enough she’ll probably kill you. She loves her dog Stella and cats. She says meow a lot that’s why her nickname is kitten. She loves slipknot. She denies she doesn’t like the dead weather but deep down she does along with Ed sheeran and Shawn mendes. She is loved by many also hated by many too.

Simply put.

She’s perfect and she deserves to be happy.
by Random737728 February 23, 2019
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j bot

A juul
Frequently used by students at Madison High School in order to not get caught by teachers.
We rippin your J Bot in C-hall during lunch today?
by Rich Smalls August 23, 2019
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J Summs

That one kid in your high school class who thinks he's classy as fuck and athletic but all he does is swim and shit.
You: "Hey J Summs wanna go to a party this weekend?"
J Summs: "Nah Brah, can't Brah, too much swimming Brah, gotta try on some sweater-vests Brah."
by Natty Ice wuz hur January 27, 2014
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J Mauer

A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.
Wow see that J Mauer standing over there? He is so cool!
by Hashtagj March 22, 2017
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J-TOTin'

Guy: Hey wanna have sex
Girl:No
Guy: sorry, Just J-TOTin' it
by Mario Joseph D. April 27, 2008
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Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)
Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"
by The Original Fin January 21, 2015
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