Zonked

When someone has instantly passed out while sitting or laying down

Guy A: "Damn, Guy B just Zonked as soon as he closed his eyes"

by Deathmuffin22 February 25, 2020

Zonked

V. Another way to say one is tired and/or fall asleep fast.

Man I am so zonked

by Mliv July 4, 2020

zonk

to fall asleep

Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.

by earl_sweatervest October 1, 2020

Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan

Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay

by NiggaWord November 4, 2022

Zonked

Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.

People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.

1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!

1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.

by tibular September 22, 2022

Zonk

A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it

Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk

by Bigballsct December 14, 2021

Zonked

ZONKED (Adjective): Zonked is often used by 90’s babies to describe how high their intoxication level is. Just like any other drug related slang it usually is used primarily for a single substance or multiple. In this case Zonked would is most commonly used for Xanax or similar prescription pills and secondly marijuana (but not as often).

“Wow man, I just took a little bit of that Xanax bar and I am absolutely ZONKED”

by Slang Guru 69 September 27, 2021