Zonk

A person who goes to sleep at 7 pm and gets pegged every other night.

Classic Zonk getting off the games at 7 pm, have fun getting pegged loser.

by Big Busta April 12, 2025

Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.

"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."

by Curse of Three June 3, 2025

Zonked

Hitting something or getting hit with an enormous amount of force.

I sure got zonked by Tim back there.
I zonked Jeff pretty hard in chemistry.

by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019

Zonked

Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.

People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.

1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!

1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.

by tibular September 22, 2022

zink zonk

When you dubble uh and hit ‘em wit a twist

You I was in the club and seen shawty lookn way too nice and I hit her with that Zink Zonk till I hit that scallywag all sunrise long foo.

by Yonowdonteventhinkitainttrue December 16, 2023

zonk

1. hit or strike.
2. fall or cause to fall suddenly and heavily asleep or lose consciousness.

1. "Charley really zonked me"
2. "I always just zonk out and sleep straight through"

by Arminkshipper July 29, 2024

Zonked

Zonked-fucking zooted to another planet; high as balls; on another planet; retarded

When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.

Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.

by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021