Your ass is on crack

A beautiful set of cheeks that can turn anyone regardless of their sexuality.

Damn dad, your ass is on crack.

by dantesdad April 13, 2021

Teeth in your ass

When you got either someone eating your ass or when you shove dentures up your ass.

It can also be used as a greeting.

Ex.1 Your friend just lost a game in league if legends.
Friend: FUCK THIS GAME IT'S TRASH.
You: What do you got? teeth in your ass?

Ex.2 What's up, got teeth in your ass?
Just take George Washington's wooden dentures and SHOVE them up your ass

by Thurluvlok January 17, 2018

Beet your ass

When corrective action is needed without violence, a peeled beet is used to place a red mark in the ass crack.

If you make her mad because you aren’t doing your job, she will beet your ass so you don’t forget!

by Imwithstupid June 29, 2022

Sniff your ass

When something is smelly but you don't know where is it coming from.

Hey man can I sniff your ass?

by Goro_NotGandi December 8, 2018

shift your ass

Move quickly
Don't take a long time

Shift your ass Sheila we have dinner at 8.

by 08kobe24 February 25, 2017

Jesus Your Ass

To nail someone to a cross; to crucify someone.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'll Jesus your ass.

by shepj April 27, 2009

kick your ass

v.- also "kick yo' ass"
1. To rare back your leg and kick, landing the kick on someone's ass.
2. To raise a foot and thrust down sharply, landing the blow on someone's ass.

1. I'm gonna kick your ass!
2. Don't gimme no sass, or I'll kick yo' ass!

by crazykrazyqrazy December 31, 2007