Definition:
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...
What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?
While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
by DLPrincess May 26, 2018
Get the Woofing-coughmug. by Realcooltrader August 7, 2006
Get the wooly woofmug. Big woof is basically a better way of saying “big deal” sarcastically. It can be used when someone is gaslighting you trying to make something seem as if it is harder or more strenuous than it truly is. Can be accompanied by the raising of eyebrows or even the occasional eye roll. Emphasis on the woof.
Your boyfriend doesn’t make reservations for a dinner he promised you.
Him: “I was too scared to call the restaurant.”
You: “No, stop being a little b****. Big woof. Calling a restaurant is soooo difficult. Man up or step down. Alphas only.”
Him: “I was too scared to call the restaurant.”
You: “No, stop being a little b****. Big woof. Calling a restaurant is soooo difficult. Man up or step down. Alphas only.”
by bernardo_bernacktwon February 8, 2022
Get the big woofmug. by jeffvader January 2, 2012
Get the woof titsmug. 
by superawesomeamazingnguyen October 14, 2010
Get the Woof Weefmug. by Willy woof August 13, 2008
Get the Willy Woofmug.