Wifey

Your wife, or serious girlfriend.

"I'm chillin wit wifey tonight."
"That's wifey on the phone."

Wifey by Chelley January 15, 2006

wiffle ball bat 

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

wiffle ball bat by tatanka March 3, 2004

wifey snatcher 

someone that tries to steal another guy's wifey

Dayumm yo, David took Tyrone's wifey. He a ill wifey snatcher.

wifey snatcher by EXCLUSiVEXX March 30, 2008

Wifyo

An African-American slang term that collapses the words "with" and "your" into a more economical package.

"Do you mind if we dance wifyo dates?"

Wifyo by Zebra1 September 9, 2005

wiffel tower 

an eiffel tower in which one party is not sexually attracted to the gender of at least one of the parties they are having sex with. (For this definition the two parties that are only high-fiving one another do not count as having sex. Thus a standard eiffel tower does not count.)

Hey Matt, you straight guy, do you want to wiffel tower that girl over there with me, a gay guy?

wiffel tower by runforcover August 23, 2011

Wiffness 

Someone you call upon (usually a friend) to check for odors when you are unsure.

Hey bro i need a wiffness, is my breath good?

Wiffness by liftedresearch August 31, 2011

Weekend Wifey 

The girl you’re smashing, cashing out, and caking on the weekend without putting up with her Monday through Friday bullshit.

I lowkey blacked out with my weekend wifey on Saturday.

I called my weekend wifey an ubes on Sunday night.

Weekend Wifey by Seagoose May 12, 2018