Whittler

A relative of the chenners. Not as stinky, but they look down upon us common folk. They look at the rift raft through their windows into the y. So judgy and snobby. what are we? your entertainment??

Look at that whittler, watching us eat while they whittle their Johnson.

by HagerstownHero67 September 4, 2025

Westside Whittler

A Westside Whittler is a birchball player who possess the glove of Ozzie Smith, the bat of Babe Ruth, the speed of Ricky Henderson and the arm of Vladimir Guerrero. Whittlers are the cream of the crop of all of humanity. Losing is not in a Whittler's vocabulary. If you should come upon a Westside Whittler, shake their hand and never wash it, that is the closest you will ever get to meeting a birchball God.

Hey Pedro, did you know the Westside Whittlers wake up in the morning and piss excellence?

by Birchball MVP 2017 November 10, 2017

Omar Martinez from Whittier

asshole prick manipulative inconsiderate anything else you can think of in the book

Definite version of an asshole. Look up the word asshole and his name is used as the main example. Omar Martinez from Whittier, you’re an asshole.

by Marialy May 7, 2019